Dear Diary, It is Day Ten of my Sick Leave. Patience and nerves are wearing thin. If only my waistline would as well. The Fourth of July found us at a boiling point, literally. A pot of corn boiled over onto the shiny surface of my newish black stovetop. I admonished suggested that The Husband […]
An Honest Resume
If you ever want to feel really old, try starting over at the job market in your late forties. Holy crap! Did I just say LATE forties?!? When the fuck did THAT happen??? If you’ve been reading this blog long enough, then you know that the office where I work at my day job is scheduled […]
I Had My Lady Parts Removed! How Was Your Week?
For those of you who may have missed out on my last few posts, I had a hysterectomy this last Tuesday. Therefore, today’s blog post is brought to you by the letter “O” for Oxycontin. This Girl Is On Fi-yah! So in preparation, I had to go in for pre-registration and blood work on the […]
You’re Fired!
If you are squeamish about “sensitive female issues”, this probably isn’t the blog post for you. You’ve been warned! Me: Well, Ladies, I’ve gathered you all here today for your annual work evaluation. Lady Parts: Did we pass with flying colors as usual? Me: Well…not exactly…I’m afraid I got a bad report from the doctor […]
Friday’s Nuggets
It’s Friday! If you made it to today in one piece, give yourself a pat on the back. Yes, there are tough weeks, but I try to glean little nuggets that I can take away so that I don’t feel the whole week was a waste. Here are my nuggets from this week. It’s Five […]
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