A couple of weeks ago, I had to text Taco Larry about Shane’s feet. He’s having a real issue with ingrown toenails. Usually, Taco Larry can handle just about anything, but when I sent him oozy ugly pictures of Shane’s toes and a text that said, “Thoughts?” his response was “Podiatrist”. So I made an […]
My Eyes Are Burning
The restroom at work (or any public restroom in general) has always provided some of the most interesting fodder for my writing. Check out this post if you don’t believe me. It had been a while since I had witnessed any restroom hijinx and then I got slammed with two in a row. The first occurred as […]
Post Satan’s Butthole Disorder
Being the newbie sucks. As you know if you’ve been reading my blog, I resigned my job from Satan’s Butthole two weeks ago and started with a new company the next week. The job itself is something I did for the first fourteen years at Satan’s Butthole, but the systems and processes are completely different. […]
Just A Few Thousand Spiders
Remember the prehistoric spider living on our front porch? Remember how I was going to relocate it somewhere else? Yeah, that didn’t happen. And now she’s part of the menagerie that includes Polly the Possum, Randy the Raccoon, and The Feral Five (Mama, Simon, Oso and Da Boyz…I couldn’t decide on names for the other […]
A Loving Tribute To My Dad, The Nosy Neighbor
Sunday would’ve been my Dad’s 88th birthday. Last year for my Mom’s birthday, I wrote an obituary for her because I felt I hadn’t done justice to her when she died. You can read that here. I really felt like I should mark Dad’s birthday too, with a story or a summary of who he was […]
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