If you’re reading this, then just know we both survived The Fourth. There will be no post today. Because Tequila. That is all. Stay weird, my friends. Normal is boring.
Monday Mood
Did you ever get so angry about something that you keep thinking about it and thinking about it until it snowballs into something ridiculous and it affects everything? Yeah. That’s me today. I opened up my email on Saturday morning and got some news that irritated the shit out of me. I thought I could […]
Why Is This Damned Cake Still Here?
Ever since I quit my job at Satan’s Butthole, I sometimes feel like I’m on an exotic adventure in a new land. I like to imagine what it would be like to write a letter to the friends I left behind. Dear Friends, My exploration of the world outside of Satan’s Butthole continues. As different […]
A Womb With A View
For those keeping score at home, tomorrow is the one year anniversary of the removal of my lady parts. For those who, unlike me, have the sensibility of someone older than a twelve year old boy, that would be a Hysterectomy. In the year since my uterus and ovaries were evicted, I’ve had a lot […]
To Pee Or Not To Pee
So my place of employment has this really cool thing where the restrooms just randomly quit working. It’s usually when it’s raining. Or the wind blows just the right way. Or it’s Wednesday. I should probably back up a little here. So, our building is off a highway, kind of in the country. I don’t […]
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