Hi, y’all. Week two of what I’m calling “Shit I Wouldn’t Believe If I Didn’t Witness It Myself” is coming to a close, and unfortunately, I still can’t write about it. If only I could, I might have a bestseller. Or a hit TV show.
I really, really, really, really, really hope I can write about it soon, but in the meantime, you’ll just have to be good at reading between the lines with this commercial that’s currently playing on TV for Indeed.com. **
** Any resemblance to my life is NOT purely coincidental and could be 100% accurate as fuck. Or maybe not. **
Anyway…I don’t have much else I can write about (or have time to write about) because I’m already taking up valuable time not digging myself out from under the mountain of work that I’m buried under.
Oh…except for this…we rescued this lost girl in our neighborhood the other day and took her back home, thus finally paying it forward for the time Kova and Cleo escaped our back yard and took a walkabout for two hours until our next door neighbor told us where to find them.
Stay weird, my friends. Normal is boring!
Rivergirl1211 says
September 27, 2019 at 8:15 amAww. What a face.
Good deed done for the day….
Kat says
September 27, 2019 at 9:26 am🙂
Amy says
September 27, 2019 at 9:22 amCan’t wait for the update! Hang in there girly!
Kat says
September 27, 2019 at 9:26 amThanks!
MamaTrek says
September 27, 2019 at 9:36 amYou should find time to go to the gym..there’s all sorts of weird shit that goes on there that you could write about. XD
Like this morning..I went to the gym and hopped on a treadmill. I was FINE, listening to my thrash/metalcore playlist with the Zombies, RUN! app going on my phone.
Until like the last 5-6 minutes of my workout when I damn near fell off the treadmill because a woman came in and started doing what I assume was some kind of HIIT workout. She turned the treadmill on, set it to 8.5 (which is pretty fast), stretched a bit and then ran.
Only she ran like a T-Rex: Arms slightly in front of her, elbows bent, hands curled up like claws. And she pounded the shit out of that treadmill for about a minute and a half, stopped to rest, jacked it up to 9.0 and repeated the whole thing again. I watched her and was like, “WTF?” as she just ran her almost non-existent booty off (she ended up doing this whole thing several more times, cranking up the speed on the treadmill each time).
I’ve never seen anybody run like that. Which is why I almost fell off the treadmill because at the end of the workout, the treadmill slows to turtle-speed to allow you to catch your breath. And I was taken off guard by that and damn near fell off because I’d been distracted by T-Rex lady.
Kat says
September 27, 2019 at 2:49 pmT Rex Lady! LOL
M.L. James says
September 27, 2019 at 9:53 amKat,
What a sweet pup! Hope things start improving soon (reading between the lines of the commercial…oh dear…can you actually write those thoughts in public?!!!) So sorry you’re having to put up with more shit! Mona
Kat says
September 27, 2019 at 2:50 pmWe’ll survive! I’ll have plenty to write about, it seems!
Sherry bucalo says
September 27, 2019 at 1:39 pmBeautiful dog, bet someone is missing her
Kat says
September 27, 2019 at 2:52 pmWe found her home right away. We spotted her right after someone posted about losing her on our neighborhood FB page, so all’s well that ends well!