What a week.
I turned forty-eight on Wednesday.
Let me repeat.
I. Turned. Forty. Eight.
I tried to find a funny GIF about turning forty-eight and this is all I could find:
It’s ok, though, because one of my besties just had her retirement party and she accidentally referred to her daughter as being twenty-eight. Her daughter is actually my age.
So, I’m twenty-eight, bitches. Deal with it.
Really, though, it was a good day. I took Shane to get his schedule for his Junior year of high school. I’m not sure how that happened at all. Wasn’t he just a baby bump, dancing around inside me every time I played music? Now he’s a dancing fool in the common area during lunch break.
He was sweet and after we ran the gauntlet at school, he told me to go home and chill. “You deserve all the chill you need for your birthday.”
Thanks Dude.
I specifically requested a small cake this year because I have an issue with cake. The issue being, I can’t stop eating it. So, The Husband Dude was sweet and got me a cute little cake:
Even better…he got me tickets to see Heart and Joan Jett at the BOK Center in Tulsa in October. YAY!
Shout out to everyone who sent me birthday greetings…especially the former coworker who got me with this zinger:
Finally, Miss Lucy, our new kitten, has joined the rest of the females in our house (Kova the dog and me) in being Lady Partless. We had her spayed and when I went to pick her up, the vet laughed and told me she’s a very sweet girl when she’s stoned.
“So am I!” I declared, much to the vet’s amusement.
“Must be genetic,” she snorted.
I brought her home and she immediately went to the cat box, where she proceeded to lay down. When she realized she was on the potty, she did actually stand up and dig a hole so she could squat, but then she forgot what she was doing and sort of fell asleep while she was peeing.
Been there, done that, Baby Girl.
Mr. Luna was not happy with her because she smelled like that bad place kitties go to after they’re shoved inside a carrier and driven somewhere in the car. He has been hissing at her for a few hours now.
She is high and doesn’t give a shit.
Oh, I almost forgot! My blog had a birthday this week too! Angel Who Swears is two years old! Thank you all for continuing to read! You don’t know how much I appreciate you!
Stay weird, my friends. Normal is boring!
M.L. James says
August 16, 2019 at 2:43 amKat, happy birthday to you and your blog! WooHoo! I’d wave to you, but I think we have that covered for the next few years! LOL. Your new Baby girl is precious! Mona 🎂🥂😘
Kat says
August 16, 2019 at 9:31 amI think you’ve waved enough for the next four birthday! LOL
Rivergirl says
August 16, 2019 at 6:14 amWell, Happy 28th!
I’m seriously hoping you didn’t have a good enough time to fall asleep in the litter box… but these things happen when we’re you g.
😉
Kat says
August 16, 2019 at 9:31 amAfter my Hysterectomy, the drugs they gave me were good enough to make me fall asleep in the litter box, so I guess the kitty and I have a lot in common!
MamaTrek says
August 16, 2019 at 6:37 amHappy Birthday!!!
Kat says
August 16, 2019 at 9:32 amThank you!!!
Tamra MorningStar says
August 16, 2019 at 7:49 amI remember lunch convos about all the stuff you were going thru to get your blog up and running.
2 years later and you’re a star!!
Way to go my friend.
Kat says
August 16, 2019 at 9:32 amThank you! (((HUGS)))
Demolition Puppy says
August 16, 2019 at 10:39 amHappy birthday!
Oh, and at my pre-op appointment yesterday they asked who was going to be taking care of me, I said my mom. They asked how old she as, I said 45…. I’m 41… the guy looked at me like I was nuts. My mom is NOT 45, but I always think of her as being that old, turns out she’s actually 65. whoops. Guess I think of myself as being in my 20’s still, so win on my part!
Kat says
August 16, 2019 at 10:58 amWin/win for both of you! LOL
Traci says
August 17, 2019 at 4:25 pmA belated happy birthday to you! May all your birthday wishes come true!
Kat says
August 18, 2019 at 4:21 pmThank you Traci!
Rhonda says
August 17, 2019 at 5:53 pmA belated Happy Birthday to you, Kat! Thanks for sharing about your stoned cat. Too funny!
Kat says
August 18, 2019 at 4:24 pmThank you! 🙂
Dsavannah says
August 19, 2019 at 5:11 pmHappy birthday and happy blog birthday! We are the same age, tho I find it hard to believe I’m 48. I’ve known my husband 30 years. wtf?!?
My blog is older tho, so I guess I win! 😛😆
Kat says
August 20, 2019 at 7:47 amYes, you win! LOL.