Me: Open claim.
Computer:
Me: Hello! Are you there???
Computer: Huh? What?
Me: Wakey, wakey! It’s work time! Happy Monday! I need you to open a claim.
Computer:
Me: Really???
Computer: Did you say something?
Me: Yes! I need you to open a claim.
Computer:
Me: Are you kidding me right now???
Computer: Dude, chill out. We’ll get going here in a minute.
Me:
Computer:
Me: You hate me, don’t you?
Computer: Don’t take it personally. I’m just not a morning person.
Me: You’re not a person!
Computer: Well, then I don’t hate you. I’m just not fully charged.
Me: You’re plugged in.
Computer: The Wifi is just slow.
Me: You’re making excuses.
Computer: Are they working?
Me: NO!!! And neither are you!!!
Computer:
Also Computer:
Me:
Also Me:
Also Me:
Help Desk: So….what exactly happened to your system?
Me:
Hope your Monday was better than mine, friends! Stay weird…Normal is boring!
Rivergirl1211 says
March 26, 2019 at 4:58 amI think we’ve all had those days. And those conversations. We live in an abysmally slow WiFi zone with no alternatives… there are days when I just throw up my hands and quit.
Kat says
March 26, 2019 at 8:29 amUnfortunately, this is at work, so it makes it that much more frustrating!!!
Tamra MorningStar says
March 26, 2019 at 5:18 amI have slapped the computer. Open handed, right across the monitor. I’ve threatened to throw it out the window that is right in front of me. Showed it who’s boss.
Computer enjoyed the acknowledgment.
Kat says
March 26, 2019 at 8:29 amYes, I’m sure Computer just loved the attention! LOL
Allen t. st. clair says
March 26, 2019 at 9:55 amStory of my former professional life. Sigh.
Kat says
March 26, 2019 at 10:20 amIt’s a pretty common theme, I think!
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