MEMO: To the CEO of Satan’s Butthole FROM: Former Peon and Door Mat RE: Talent Crisis Dear Sir, I realize I no longer work for you, but a recent news article I read online persuaded me to reach out. And since I don’t work for you any longer, I feel we can be on a […]
The One About The Conference Call
The Reminder Me: * Typing, working, taking calls * Outlook Calendar: Polite reminder that you have a conference call in 15 minutes. Me: * Hits “snooze” * Outlook Calendar: Polite reminder that you have a conference call in 10 minutes. Me: * Hits snooze * Outlook Calendar: Polite reminder that you have a conference call in 5 minutes. Me: * Tries to […]
Conversation With My Computer (Volume 2)
Me: Adjust payment amount. Computer: Error. You are not authorized to do that. Me: What do you mean I’m not authorized to do that? I’ve been doing that all day. Adjust payment amount. Computer: Error. You are not authorized to do that. Me: Are you going to make me call tech support? Computer: You’ll be on hold for an hour. You […]
Cleaning Kat-astrophe
One of the shows I’ve been binge watching on Netflix lately is “Tidying Up With Marie Kondo”. Marie Kondo is a Japanese organizing consultant and author who is known worldwide and is just starting to really gain traction here in the U.S. I first noticed articles about her pinned on Pinterest and started hearing about […]
And That’s Why I Love You All
Happy Tuesday, friends. So, first, I want to apologize for leaving you on Friday with such a heavy post. I usually like to make my Friday posts light and funny as possible, but as one of my blogging buddies pointed out, life isn’t always light and funny. Friday’s post was cathartic and much needed. I […]
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