Hello, Friends. As we prepare for Mother’s Day this Sunday, I’m asking that you remember those around you who may be hurting, for whatever reason. For many of us, it’s another Mother’s Day without our mothers. I’ve written my thoughts before about losing my mother. You can read that post here. Today’s post, though, is […]
Memo To The C.E.O. Re: Asking For Time Off
MEMO: To the C.E.O. of Satan’s Butthole From: Kat (former peon at Satan’s Butthole) Dear Sir, I know, I know. I don’t work for you anymore, and yet here I am, writing to you again on behalf of all the tortured souls who still do. Let us have a moment of silence for the overworked […]
Eff It Friday: People Suck Edition
Have you heard of the term “ghosting”? It’s relatively new and has nothing to do with The Brady Bunch episode where the boys all donned white sheets to scare the girls during their slumber party. Ghosting is defined by the Urban Dictionary as “When a person cuts off all communication with their friends or the […]
The Next Stephen King
I got a rare opportunity this weekend to be “Mimi” for more than just a few hours. My son-in-law had to have an outpatient procedure done so I offered to watch the girls to make things a little easier. I had them drop the girls off the night before so that they could focus on […]
Pre-Burned Tots And Other Modern Conveniences
Dear Tater Puff Company, I felt the need to write to you and commend you on your gallant use of modern technology to streamline the tater tot cooking process. One could say that you hit your zenith with the invention of the cook-then-freeze method of packaging that allows me to just tear open a package, […]
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