Thanksgiving is a week from today and I’m already full. Let me back up a little. We had our at work Thanksgiving meal and I ate a spoonful of everything and I’m still too full. Who invented the at work holiday meal anyway? Not that I’m complaining, but who decided we should have a big […]
Letters From The Other Side Volume 1
There’s a small part of me that wishes I had lived in the era where the only form of communication with those far away was letter writing. Except, you know, for the lack of air conditioning, electricity, internet, vaccines and living beyond childbirth. Back in the day, when people travelled, there was no Facebook, Instagram […]
Post Satan’s Butthole Disorder
Being the newbie sucks. As you know if you’ve been reading my blog, I resigned my job from Satan’s Butthole two weeks ago and started with a new company the next week. The job itself is something I did for the first fourteen years at Satan’s Butthole, but the systems and processes are completely different. […]
Memo To The C.E.O. Re: Academy Awards Speech
Memo: To C.E.O. of Satan’s Butthole XYZ Company From: Kat (Recently Resigned Peon) Dear Sir, As you may be aware by now, I recently tendered my resignation here at Satan’s Butthole XYZ company. I’d like to thank you for the opportunity to need psychological counseling work with your company for seventeen years. It was real. […]
Take This Job And Shove It
So I had to return to my day job this week after eight weeks of sick leave. Let us all have a moment of silence for my happiness. After going through a mental checklist of body parts I still have that could be removed gallbladder appendix tonsils kidneys and lungs (I only need one of […]
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