So clearly, I struck a chord with some of you on Tuesday with my latest post in an ongoing series I have called “Memo To The C.E.O.” If you didn’t read it, you can find it here. It struck such a chord, in fact, that it became my third most read post in the history […]
Message To The C.E.O. Re: Talent Crisis
MEMO: To the CEO of Satan’s Butthole FROM: Former Peon and Door Mat RE: Talent Crisis Dear Sir, I realize I no longer work for you, but a recent news article I read online persuaded me to reach out. And since I don’t work for you any longer, I feel we can be on a […]
The One About The Conference Call
The Reminder Me: * Typing, working, taking calls * Outlook Calendar: Polite reminder that you have a conference call in 15 minutes. Me: * Hits “snooze” * Outlook Calendar: Polite reminder that you have a conference call in 10 minutes. Me: * Hits snooze * Outlook Calendar: Polite reminder that you have a conference call in 5 minutes. Me: * Tries to […]
Conversation With My Computer (Volume 2)
Me: Adjust payment amount. Computer: Error. You are not authorized to do that. Me: What do you mean I’m not authorized to do that? I’ve been doing that all day. Adjust payment amount. Computer: Error. You are not authorized to do that. Me: Are you going to make me call tech support? Computer: You’ll be on hold for an hour. You […]
Year In Review or What The Hell Just Happened?
Brace yourselves. “Year in Review” blogs, Facebook posts, and news stories are coming. That’s what always seems to happen in the week between Christmas and New Year’s Day. I pretty much reviewed my year in my satirical look at the Holiday newsletter, but I guess there’s always room for more satire introspection. I’d love to […]
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