Did you ever get so angry about something that you keep thinking about it and thinking about it until it snowballs into something ridiculous and it affects everything? Yeah. That’s me today. I opened up my email on Saturday morning and got some news that irritated the shit out of me. I thought I could […]
Why Is This Damned Cake Still Here?
Ever since I quit my job at Satan’s Butthole, I sometimes feel like I’m on an exotic adventure in a new land. I like to imagine what it would be like to write a letter to the friends I left behind. Dear Friends, My exploration of the world outside of Satan’s Butthole continues. As different […]
A Week I Could Actually Handle
Back at Satan’s Butthole, they used to love to solicit “suggestions” on how to improve everything from efficiency to workplace environment. Not that they ever actually followed the suggestions, but you know, it looks good on paper. It was around this time last year that I got inspired by the suggestion board and decided to […]
Manic Monday
I had one of those Mondays, y’all. You know the kind. Work is crazy. Emails are piling up. Phone is ringing off the hook. Then they decide they have to do a system reboot because the system sucks, but it sucks every day, so how can we even tell the difference? On top of all […]
Eff It Friday – Entitled Douchebags Edition
I’m going to start today’s blog post with an announcement. If you are one of those people who thinks your income level/profession/education level/intelligence/or-any-other-unique-quality should buy you better perks/customer service/treatment/immunity-from-consequences… You are a piece of shit. Whew! I feel much better now. For most of my adult life, I have worked in some type of service […]
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