Old People And Stuff There comes a point where you just accept that you’re getting old. After that, you really just start to own it. Take, for example, our latest trip to a fast food Tex-Mex place. (I refuse to call it Mexican food. I grew up on the border eating Mexican food and while […]
I Ruined A Def Leppard Song
At the moment, I am still not allowed to do much. I can drive, as long as I’m not on pain meds and I can do light things like empty the dishwasher or move clothes from the washer to the dryer. I’m still not allowed to soak in my swimming pool. Yes, I know I’ve written […]
I Am Not High Right Now (And Other Answers To Your Questions)
If you’re sick of hearing about my Hysterectomy, join the club. So am I. I kind of felt like I needed to write this post, though, because so many of you have been kind enough to reach out to me and ask how I’m doing and if I need anything. I’ve also had a lot […]
Coloring Outside The Lines
Dear Diary, It is Day Ten of my Sick Leave. Patience and nerves are wearing thin. If only my waistline would as well. The Fourth of July found us at a boiling point, literally. A pot of corn boiled over onto the shiny surface of my newish black stovetop. I admonished suggested that The Husband […]
I Had My Lady Parts Removed! How Was Your Week?
For those of you who may have missed out on my last few posts, I had a hysterectomy this last Tuesday. Therefore, today’s blog post is brought to you by the letter “O” for Oxycontin. This Girl Is On Fi-yah! So in preparation, I had to go in for pre-registration and blood work on the […]