For those keeping score at home, tomorrow is the one year anniversary of the removal of my lady parts. For those who, unlike me, have the sensibility of someone older than a twelve year old boy, that would be a Hysterectomy. In the year since my uterus and ovaries were evicted, I’ve had a lot […]
Year In Review or What The Hell Just Happened?
Brace yourselves. “Year in Review” blogs, Facebook posts, and news stories are coming. That’s what always seems to happen in the week between Christmas and New Year’s Day. I pretty much reviewed my year in my satirical look at the Holiday newsletter, but I guess there’s always room for more satire introspection. I’d love to […]
Twelve Days of What The Heckmas?
On the First Day of Christmas, what the heck happened to me? A kitty in my Bradford Pear Tree. On the Second Day of Christmas, what the heck happened to me? Two bedazzled gloves and a kitty in my Bradford Pear Tree. On the Third Day of Christmas, what the heck happened to me? Three […]
First Annual Update On Stuff You Don’t Care About
Remember those old Christmas newsletters people used to include in their Christmas cards every year? You know, the ones that told you all about Suzy’s straight A’s in school and Bobby’s big promotion at work and the great family vacation everyone took? Now we have Facebook and Instagram, which allows us to make everyone feel […]
What I Did On My Summer Of Hysterectomy Vacation
I started to get the feeling that my recovery time was just about up when The Husband Dude came home from work at four o’clock in the afternoon and suggested I take a walk around the block. The Husband Dude: Have you been wearing your pajamas all day? Me: No. I’ve been wearing my pajamas […]