MEMO TO: C.E.O. of XYZ Company FROM: Kat (long time peon and current doormat) Dear Sir, I appreciate the fact that your secretary read my previous memo regarding The Royal Wedding and sent me a response with your signature on it, declining all ideas and suggestions. As such, I have another suggestion. As I’m sure […]
What I Did On My Summer Of Hysterectomy Vacation
I started to get the feeling that my recovery time was just about up when The Husband Dude came home from work at four o’clock in the afternoon and suggested I take a walk around the block. The Husband Dude: Have you been wearing your pajamas all day? Me: No. I’ve been wearing my pajamas […]
Man Whores And Angry Italian Dudes
If you’re still with me after my cautionary tale of how my inner asshole bought me a one way ticket to Hell, thank you for believing in me despite my obvious eternal damnation. I’m going to be renting a bus for the trip, if any of you need a ride. On Fridays I often like to review how […]
Going To Hell For Dummies – A Beginner’s Guide
I’m an asshole. I’m not necessarily proud of it, but I do own it. It has been a demon I have fought my whole life, trying to “be the bigger person” and let things slide. That’s what we’re supposed to do, right? But what if you repeatedly keep your Inner Asshole at bay? What if you ARE the bigger […]
Get Off My Lawn
Old People And Stuff There comes a point where you just accept that you’re getting old. After that, you really just start to own it. Take, for example, our latest trip to a fast food Tex-Mex place. (I refuse to call it Mexican food. I grew up on the border eating Mexican food and while […]
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