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Conversation With My Computer (Volume 3)

March 26, 2019 By: Kat7 Comments

Me: Open claim.

Computer: 

sleeping

Me: Hello! Are you there???

Computer: Huh? What?

Me: Wakey, wakey! It’s work time! Happy Monday! I need you to open a claim.

Computer: 

cat stretching

Me: Really???

Computer: Did you say something?

Me: Yes! I need you to open a claim.

Computer:

yawn

Me: Are you kidding me right now???

Computer: Dude, chill out. We’ll get going here in a minute.

Me:

impatient

Computer:

graphic of computer downloading

Me: You hate me, don’t you?

Computer: Don’t take it personally. I’m just not a morning person. 

Me: You’re not a person!

Computer: Well, then I don’t hate you. I’m just not fully charged.

Me: You’re plugged in. 

Computer: The Wifi is just slow.

Me: You’re making excuses.

Computer: Are they working?

Me: NO!!! And neither are you!!!

Computer:

oh really

Also Computer:

nuclear

Me:

fast typing

Also Me:

hitting mouse

Also Me:

guy in cubicle beating his computer

Help Desk: So….what exactly happened to your system?

Me: 

shrugging kid

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Comments

  1. Rivergirl1211 says

    March 26, 2019 at 4:58 am

    I think we’ve all had those days. And those conversations. We live in an abysmally slow WiFi zone with no alternatives… there are days when I just throw up my hands and quit.

    Reply
    • Kat says

      March 26, 2019 at 8:29 am

      Unfortunately, this is at work, so it makes it that much more frustrating!!!

      Reply
  2. Tamra MorningStar says

    March 26, 2019 at 5:18 am

    I have slapped the computer. Open handed, right across the monitor. I’ve threatened to throw it out the window that is right in front of me. Showed it who’s boss.
    Computer enjoyed the acknowledgment.

    Reply
    • Kat says

      March 26, 2019 at 8:29 am

      Yes, I’m sure Computer just loved the attention! LOL

      Reply
  3. Allen t. st. clair says

    March 26, 2019 at 9:55 am

    Story of my former professional life. Sigh.

    Reply
    • Kat says

      March 26, 2019 at 10:20 am

      It’s a pretty common theme, I think!

      Reply
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