Computer: Your password has expired. Please set a new one.
Me: jobthingy
Computer: Your password must be more complex.
Me: jobthingy1
Computer: Really? Is that the best you can do?
Me: ihatethisjob
Computer: Your password must contain both upper and lowercase letters.
Me: IhateThisjob
Computer: Your password must contain at least one number.
Me: IhateThisjob69
Me: *snort laugh*
Computer: Good one. Your password must contain a special character.
Me: Ih@teThisjob69
Computer: You aren’t allowed to use @, “ or *
Me: Ih&teThisjob69
Computer: Your password must contain at least 16 characters.
Me: *sigh*
Computer: Please update your password.
Me: Ih&teThisjobsobad69
Computer: Denied. You used this password fifty passwords ago. Try again.
Me: Ih&teThisjobsobadbecausemycomputerdesktopisabastardandwillnotletmestartmyworkfortheday69
Computer: Congratulations! You’ve successfully updated your password!
Me: 
Computer: Good luck typing that shit every time you have to unlock your workstation for the next ninety days!
Me: 
Computer: 
Happy Friday y’all! See you next week!
Kimmie says
May 25, 2018 at 9:26 amOmg! This is the best ever!!!!!
I laughed too much when you added 69!
This is so true, passwords are never good enough.
Kat says
May 25, 2018 at 8:25 pmSeems like this happens every other week! LOL
Kimmie says
May 26, 2018 at 9:02 amUsually when one passwords changes, you have to change them all.
Kat says
May 26, 2018 at 8:57 pmTrue!
Judy says
May 29, 2018 at 10:44 amThis is always what happens!!! #sotrue!!
Kat says
May 29, 2018 at 9:09 pm#forreal
Kimberly says
June 2, 2018 at 9:56 pmHa
Kat says
June 4, 2018 at 8:03 am🙂